From the TTABlog Songbook: "T-T-A-B"

The hits just keep on coming at the TTABlog! Last year, it was "The TTAB Blues," which dealt a serious, but merely temporary blow to the credibility of this blog. But things are slow again at the TTAB these days, so why not release the blog's newest hit: "T-T-A-B." [Sung to the tune of the Village People's "Y-M-C-A"? (What, you expect me to write music too?)].


T-T-A-B

Losers, there's no need to feel down, I said
Losers, pick your chin from the ground,
get a lawyer who can turn it around,
Take your case up on appeal, and

Owners, you can protect your marks
By opposing. Make your bite match your bark.
You can cancel, should the worse come to worst
Yes the good guys finish first ...

At the T-T-A-B
You gotta go to the T-T-A-B.
When your trademark's at stake
For your own goodness sake
At the Board you will get a fair shake.

You've got to go to the T-T-A-B
I said to go to the T-T-A-B
Don't just fall on your sword,
Bring your case to the Board,
Where you're sure to get your just reward ....

At the T-T-A-B
You gotta go to the T-T-A-B.
etc.


Text and lyrics Copyright John L. Welch 2006.